Malibu Beach 2 Day Diet

Would you buy stuff with the following claims?

  
• They can't spell the name of their own patented ingredient   
• They say it's a juice, and yet it's not a food   
• They say it's not a medical product   
• They say it's not regulated by Health Canada or the FDA   
• They say it gives you energy, takes weight off you, but somehow manages to build more muscle   
• They say that you can lose 10 lbs. in 2 days, or is it 30 lbs. in 30 days?   
• They say that they did clinical studies   
• They have an infomercial   
• The doctors who give testimonials are from California   
• They have the endorsement of an actress on a soap opera   
• Their labels are in English only   
• They advertise in The Toronto Sun

How much would you pay?

For 2 days, enjoy a pure, all-natural citrus flavored juice, which provides your body with over 100% of the U.S. RDI of essential vitamins & minerals. This revolutionary diet also includes Pyruvate for added energy and AVANTRA Z, the newest patented weight loss ingredient, specifically formulated in one of America's most advanced laboratories. This clinically tested 2-day juice program will cleanse, detoxify and rejuvenate your body while allowing you to lose up to 10 pounds in only 2 days.

CONTAINS:
Purified Waters, Pineapple, Orange and Grape juices! Apricot, Beach and Banana Purees. Vitamin Complex A, D, C, E, Asorbic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, Riboflavin, Cyanocobalamin, plus essential oils of Bergamot and Lavendar. High in natural sugars.

DIRECTIONS:
DAY 1 - Every 4 hours drink only 4 ounces of Malibu Beach 2 Day Diet concentrate with 4 ounces of cool water. DAY 2 - Continue for the next 24 hours in the same manner. No caffeine, no smoking!